my-lovely-consulting-detective:
Damn straight.
Actually, not straight at all.
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Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable
It gets cuter the longer I watch it.
literally the cutest people on the planet
you’re killing me
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
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What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?
Like it went from
to
Reblog it and look at your blog!Holy shit go look
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i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
